Wednesday, November 5, 2008

APB: Anna is possible flight risk

This is an All Points Bulletin: Anna Guptill, often seen innocently sitting quietly in her swing or bouncy chair, is now considered a possible flight risk. Sources say she was spotted earlier today rolling from a sitting position on the couch down to her stomach and then wiggling towards the edge of the couch. Eyewitness Emily Guptill says she saw these events unfold.
"I couldn't believe my eyes," Guptill says, "I watched her wiggling away and I thought to myself, this baby is going to make a run for it...if she even IS a baby."
This so-called "baby" was later spotted making a phone call, possibly to the driver of a getaway car. Suspected accomplice, Matthew Guptill was seen putting the phone to Ms. Guptill's ear and asking her to "Say Bye Bye." The person on the other end of that phone call is, as of yet, unidentified.
Citizens are urged to report any suspicious activity or behavior by Anna Guptill or her accomplice, Matthew.

1 comment:

Jensen: Dana and Ruth said...

You can see in her eyes: she is making plans to escape