Random Matthew-ness

It's the age I guess, but Matthew says so many things that make me laugh. Here are a few recent ones. Warning: they may only be funny to me.


While playing dress up and wearing a doctor outfit
Me: Matthew, would you like a diaper change and your fingernails clipped.
Matthew: Mommy, I'm a doctor Matthew. I don't get my diaper changed or finger nails clipped. (pause) I'm going to look in your ears.

After Matthew found out at the dentist that the water we give him has fluoride in it, "I don't like water with vitamins in it."

While trying to dress himself and having a little trouble, "Where ARE you, sleeve?"

"When you get to Louisiana, then you should take the banjo OFF, because it hurts."
A reference to Oh Susanna and band-aids vs. banjos, at least as far as I can tell.